Mitch's New Job - Part 1

A special thanks to the brutally honest people at Reddit for helping me choose a new direction for CSDL

The GSW Slug - CSDL

The infinitely detailed last sight of the GSW Slug was recorded in striking complexity within delicate strands of neural fibers in the miracles tissues of the Slug brain. Unfortunately, in the very next instant those delicate recordings were smashed to bits and sprayed across the wall.

The Stoner Slug

Slug Stoner’s are those who make a lifestyle out of smoking Cannabis, or Marijuana, commonly known as pot. The modern Stoner does little but sit upon his/her couch and smoke weed, watch TV and eat. Though socially disruptive and counterproductive to a life of achievement, smoking weed is widely considered harmless, though the Slug government and anti-drug organizations strongly disagree.

The Junky Slug

Substance abuse has always been an ever-present part of slug society, changing form and effect as ages passed. All too often the modern slug addict finds him/her self chasing a high that destroys their lives or even puts them in the grave. To an addict slug, no price is to high to pay for a fix.

The Gangster Slug

In the early years of the slug industrial revolution, slug society tried hard to clamp down on so called ‘moral crimes’. The result was the rise of underground originations pandering to the vices of the masses which could no longer be acquired legally. It wasn’t long until these mobs were at all at war with one another.

The Visible Slug

While attempting to create an invisible slug, scientists accidentally create a slug with invisible skin, which they aptly named the visible slug.

The Visible slug found work as a stand in for medical models and sketch artists, but was in no other way a remarkable slug.

The Visible slug lamented the fact that he was never invited to dinner parties.

The Dead Slug

Rich or Poor, king or popper, good or evil, Death comes to every slug in its own time.

The Ninja Slug

Perhaps the greatest, most fabled of all Slug Warriors, the Ninja Slug is capable of almost super-natural abilities due to a lifetime of training in the secret mystical art of the ninja.

It is said that a Ninja Slug can vanish in shadows, hide in the mid-day sun, walk on water, dance on air and strike without ever being seen.

The Masochistic Slug

The masochistic slug is compelled by his own inner turmoil to cause him/herself physical pain. Often driven by self-loathing or the desire to feel physically a pain that is otherwise only emotional, the masochistic slug is stuck in a cycle of escalating self-abuse.